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PAYBACK - It's a bitch.




IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


HAPPY MONDAY -




LISTEN UP -


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:11 am
yes, an UP yours
premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




IRISH SCUBA DIVING -


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.52/5

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Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


TALENT -


TAGS: pointless backwards
Rating: 4.9/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 6:53 am
.sserp ot tnew ti erofeb sdrawkcab tnirp daer ot woh nrael ot dah ew dna ,mrif gnihsilbup a ta krow ot desu I ,yllautcA !L5
Airman - August 12, 2011, 11:37 am
He might have V. I don't remember ever seeing it, but hell, I don't remember if I shaved this morning... I was just excited that I could actually read it... which says a lot about my work day.. zzzz
Verdeckt - August 12, 2011, 6:30 am
?siht od ydaerla soluC t'ndiD
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:06 am
L5 .siht gnidaer melborp on dah I
mariand - August 11, 2011, 5:09 pm
hahaha...you had to do thi5
rerun - August 11, 2011, 4:41 pm

!TEEWS


BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

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deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am
Damn right we have to go back!


ROADS? - Where we're going, we don't need roads


TAGS: back to the future
Rating: 3.83/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - December 11, 2009, 6:31 pm
1955, here I come!
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 5:56 pm
amsome reference!


SLAYER -


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4.04/5

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rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm
100% Agreed


Question -


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.67/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


"TILL DEATH DO US PART" - The biggest goal you will ever live for


TAGS: backstabbing
Rating: 4.96/5

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M0rd3kaI - July 26, 2012, 7:52 pm
Only people I'll allow to kill you is the regs and/or mods I know and love... and ICEMAN... shame really... Anyway, nice knowin' ya, see you at yer funeral
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:46 pm
Thanks, but I couldn't pay the money in the first place, so he says he's going to have me killed. Oh well. Was nice knowing ya.
M0rd3kaI - July 26, 2012, 2:00 pm
I'm always alive... just looking at ye fair creations (i.e in the forums) Don't worry about the 50 bucks... just PM me his address and you'll get it back... and then some... at a fair price... of course ;) Thanks, appreciate it
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 3:34 am
Mord, you're alive. Fancy that. Guess that means I've lost fifty quid. Welcome back and 5L.


My Throwback Thursday Picture -


TAGS: throwback sperm
Rating: 4.17/5

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Greeny - May 22, 2014, 8:00 pm
Tagged Tadpole


HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: meanwhile back in the motor city
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 7:51 pm
5 Spanks. LMAO!!!
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
lol lol lol lol lol (that's 5)
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:36 pm
And here all this time all I thought they said was OMG! Daaaaad! You're embarrassing me! Meh, 5 oinks Bone!


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
5 Evil chuckles...


CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral


TAGS: clowns putting fun back funeral
Rating: 4.59/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
agreed lawl.
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:05 am
HAHAHA The only good clown is a ...


BACKUP - Even when you feel alone, just know someone is covering your six ...


TAGS: backup someone covering your six
Rating: 4.39/5

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falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
Hooah!


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?


CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.




IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by steph1

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total dick and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing


CHAD KROEGER - He Wants To Be A Rockstar.


TAGS: nickelback chad kroeger chad kroeger rockstar
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Glenn

sgrw - April 16, 2009, 5:00 pm
gay i love chad
Big Daddy - December 21, 2008, 10:23 pm
Stupid sheeple just hating on something because its "cool"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 10, 2008, 3:21 am
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! OH man let me catch my breath --- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Big Daddy - December 10, 2008, 12:00 am
Nickelbacks not that bad
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 11:48 am
Dave, Kris, Rob, and Matt are certainly not amused...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:00 pm
This is so bad I want to do the name game with it: lame lame bo bame banana fana fo fame fee fi mo mame..Lame!
Nero - August 12, 2008, 1:51 pm
Nah, I'm with Steve on this one. Copying and pasting a comic, then just repeating it? No imagination required.
Mr Miyagi - July 5, 2008, 3:52 pm
Actually i think its rather hilarious as it states the obvious. steve you have no idea of the concept of humour, i suggest you disconnect your modem and hang yourself with the cable... peace out baby :D
Steve - May 26, 2008, 11:18 am
This was such a wasted opportunity to make a witty comment about how much Nickleback suck, and instead you just repeat exactly what was said in the comic. Well done, dipshit.


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild sexy tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


MARK YOUR CALENDARS -


TAGS: back to the kitchen
Rating: 4.55/5

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NickDahlmier - March 10, 2016, 11:03 am
Back when there was spaghetti & macaroni... But no pasta!


Twinkie Resurrection -


TAGS: twinkies they re back woo hoo
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm
Oh, otay then. Thanks for the heads up, Gary!
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 9:35 pm
It happened to one of mine too….then they magically came back in a few days…fb glitch, I was told.
BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:14 pm
Just out of curiosity: how did this poster go from 20 FB shares and a spot on the Hot List to 0 today?
maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:41 pm
Thank You Wal-mart.
spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:44 am
Ding Dong!
Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Would not know they don't exist in the UK.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

yay!


ME & MY RECLINER - ... We Go Way Back ...


TAGS: me recliner way back joke
Rating: 4.44/5

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Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Ha ha, thanks... it's a pun my not-so-old man used to crack on me. Somehow it stuck :)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:35 pm
good one
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:13 pm
Cute.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
Gotcha. :)
caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:56 pm
You also may like to post this the where the pun is


TRUE LOVE - Is when she shoves her knife so deep in your back you are never able to say I am sorry again ...


TAGS: true love knife in back
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

MPsniper - September 28, 2011, 6:20 pm
there is just no sensation....like slowly pushing the blade....between the ribs....until you feel the tip of the blade...begin to move....with every heartbeat.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 1:38 pm
My mother-in-law say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his rib cage...
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:30 am
lol...dude, let's get rid of TRUE...maybe we'll have a chance
Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:07 am
Yeah, all men are bastards. Am I right ladies? >.> *walks backwards out of the room*


DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY -




HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.


TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

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jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...


Airman -


TAGS: back
Rating: 4.5/5

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gaaxure - July 15, 2013, 2:56 pm
RAF fuck yeah!!!!
Airman - July 10, 2013, 10:28 pm
NIce.. I tip well


BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!




MOOOOO STASH -




TAILGATING DRIVERS - Grey doesn't have that problem anymore


TAGS: back off
Rating: 4.44/5

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TRUENEPHILIM - March 19, 2013, 2:29 pm
Gun or not, that truck is bad ass
corbett06 - September 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
i so would do that that is just awesome 5L
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 5:16 pm
oh yeah baby!! got that little beauty added-on last week after that little ol lady from pasendena tried to bump draft my tailpipe last week. tobacco chewin' Kenworth driving lunatic.....5L
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 5:11 pm
I imagine he wouldn't.


227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'




OH MY GOD! - They're escaping! I need a net and eye bleach! NOW!


TAGS: scary back tit
Rating: 3.4/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:43 pm
She just needs a couple of small tattoos: nipples.
phydeaux - February 2, 2010, 5:41 pm
oh snap...
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 5:34 pm
Lets order a barrel right away!
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 5:24 pm
It makes your comments go away
[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 5:23 pm
BUT regular bleach will make you go blind, what doese EYE-BLEACH do?
Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
She is doing a little too well with her body symmetry


MEMORIES -




1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the therapeutic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


BETRAYAL -


TAGS: stab back lack of trust
Rating: 4.71/5

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autumnspirit - January 3, 2011, 11:56 pm
Dammit Monkey! I wanted to vote! Love it!


NASCAR T-SHIRT -




S-O-B-E-R -




Self-Deprecation is Overrated -




PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that shot at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


TRUE DARING -


TAGS: balls redneck back woods bar jokes hero legends dirty
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 12:05 am
Why would I counter-attack a temp?
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:01 am
misspelling intentional
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:00 am
I may be flamed for this butt... Ag, I didn't know you like man-ass!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:20 pm
Melikes.


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




TEKKEN - Teaching how to react when she talks back to you.


TAGS: tekken punching women example talk back rnr
Rating: 2.76/5

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Yeo - April 26, 2009, 5:32 am
I can't believe some people...
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 2:56 pm
Falcon punch!
Captain Douchebag - August 10, 2008, 11:32 pm
Surprise abortion?
Captain Falcon - August 10, 2008, 10:57 pm
I taught him that move.


We were never quite sure -




PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...


TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

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Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY -




FLUX CAPACITOR - Making time travel possible Since 1985




Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


RETRACTION -


TAGS: father daughter defense back off
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:33 pm
Nice.
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:02 am
Bingo
rerun - July 26, 2013, 7:47 pm

In a word, AMESOME!


Simple Beliefs -


TAGS: back when reality tv was genuinely fake and people simply believed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am

Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!


I LOOK BACK - And All That Remains Is The Shadow of My Absence




FOLLOWING THE PACK -


TAGS: watch your back calendar follow
Rating: 4.62/5

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caveman - March 8, 2012, 6:47 pm
Cheers RL
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:29 pm

awesome
maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:16 am
Very True !!


PRINCE CHARMING IS DEAD -


TAGS: first fairytale frog herpes payback
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 4:14 pm
Visual balance and form improves any poster. It looks like you didn't make it on your atari 2600 home computer.
foresti - November 29, 2010, 4:03 pm
Monkey wrote: "I only a*sisted with the use of paint to make all the words fit in" THAT'S why it's nice!! :D
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:03 pm

first effort....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
autumnspirit - November 28, 2010, 9:20 pm
I guess I forgot to save the title change. PAYBACKS A BITCH
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 8:55 pm
I am so proud of her, it brought a tear to my eye *sniff* I only assisted with the use of paint to make all the words fit in
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:50 pm

wow


NFL QUARTERBACKS -




CASTRATION -




OH MY GAWD!!! - Where is that license plate from? Are my eyes going bad? What does it say above 88MPH?


TAGS: delorean back to the future
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Yuya Mudkip

-quote needed- - April 9, 2009, 6:16 pm
yeah thats definitely a kansas plate
UncleJeeves - December 23, 2008, 4:28 pm
I've seen this around Overland Park.
Otown - December 16, 2008, 7:48 pm
I've seen it on the K-10 and booking it.
Kooter - December 10, 2008, 5:54 am
He drives this car around Olathe. As far as I've seen, he's made it a near perfect match. I see him at the QT every so often.
hippie - September 5, 2008, 9:14 am
no such thing as delorian, but a DeLorean could do 0-88 in 6 boring hours
Cass - August 28, 2008, 2:59 am
Our AZ Delorian says MPH 88 on the plate.
Steve - July 15, 2008, 11:37 am
Ha ha! Either Doc or Marty took the thing and got it tagged in Kansas. They must have been worried about it passing an emmisions test in California... either that or they needed to a place with enough road to get up to 88mph


THEORIES EXPLAINED -


TAGS: e mc2 calendar backflip space time
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greeny

boinger - September 20, 2011, 5:48 pm
I splooged her face, she fell over, I laughed
Jerk - September 19, 2011, 12:22 pm
is there a video somewhere of this?
Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 8:05 am
Not sure they're Cs... Show me


MAGNIFICENCE -


TAGS: beauty ugly sit back help
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:19 am
Jack? Izzat you Jack Handey? Excellent
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:43 am
awesome!


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes fucking everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you assclown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


FORESHADOWING - Tells you exactly what you always knew you never wanted in a way you never wanted to hear it.




M.A.L.T - Growing stronger by the day. Hell, they have their own movie production company now.


TAGS: malt m a l t brokeback mountain 2
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

Narutarded - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I like it when you take "top billing". I'm content to be played by 9and play with) Scarlett Johansson.
amina - November 24, 2009, 9:30 pm
Ohhhh, lets play 'who is who'. I call Jessica Alba.
Reason - November 24, 2009, 2:38 pm
you would have to turn guys away from the theaters if this dream was ever realized
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
I would watch this movie. I would rewatch this movie. I would put this movie on an endless loop.
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 12:23 pm
This movie would out open Twilight New Moon 5L!!


ZIVA DAVID - Only On TV A 'Cold-Blooded Killer' Can Be A Jazz Singer So Hot


TAGS: ncis tv show sexy girl agent cop back bottom
Rating: 2.67/5

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CodenameBFG - January 31, 2009, 7:10 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! AND LOOK DAMN SEXY DOING IT. end of line.
ProfessorDouche - October 19, 2008, 5:09 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! FAIL!
Briton of Rose - October 6, 2008, 3:02 pm
For grammar's sake, this should read: "ZIVA DAVID - Only on television could a jazz singer this hot also be known as a "cold-blooded killer"."


Yakity Yak -




THIS CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: mistletoe back pocket people kiss
Rating: 4.72/5

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mariand - December 9, 2011, 9:20 am
lol... ia this a positive attitude or what?
caveman - December 9, 2011, 6:55 am
Love it


BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


BACKGROUND CHECKS -


TAGS: background checks dog walkker
Rating: 4.46/5

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FredrickHarmon - March 11, 2011, 2:06 pm
It isn't necessary to abuse the animal but if there is absolutely NO other food available then a carnivore can be eaten to survive. Honestly though eating something that eats meat or is a scavenger is really bad for you.
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:54 pm
Sorry, I don't fall for that one. Their trying to ban this. It's not a necessity to beat a dog senseless or torch it alive to get the meat to be more tender for eating. Those who do this should be treated the same.
Greeny - February 24, 2011, 6:25 am
I don't know about the stamina thing; at the time it was more of a necessity thing
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:15 am
Not the same picture. However, it's true and disgusting. I was somewhat of an animal activist, and joined a popular activist group. In Korea, they still eat dog (which is said to give stamina to men)
Greeny - February 23, 2011, 10:37 pm
Yessir, and no foolin about the dog... sorry
rerun - February 23, 2011, 9:22 pm

that pig sure tasted good
Greeny - February 23, 2011, 8:31 pm
I had a pig for a pet once
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 12:30 am
brightened roses are the best, in any color
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:37 pm
I've had to shoot more than one dog. if they weren't someones pet i might have tried eating it
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:13 am
@ culos - ok, i see - probably cheaper for you to use your local resources anyway - btw, how come your ex still sleeping in your bed? friends with benefits?
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:14 am
Thanks, but that won't be necessary. I got that covered already, see 112905
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 9:59 am
@ culos - if it ever gets really too much let me know and i'll give you the "dog-walker" lady's number - she does other jobs, too.
culos - February 17, 2011, 9:46 am
It's the ultimate torment, yes. It has to wake up next to me every morning, would a clean kill not be more humane?
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 9:22 am
@ culos - LOL... but i bet you keep it alive so you can eat it again and again, right?
culos - February 17, 2011, 8:15 am
I don't know, I sometimes eat something that actually sleeps in my bed, so what's your problem?
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:46 am
Meat is meat, but I wouldn't eat something that sleeps at the foot of my bed. ;) And yes, white roses are the best...
agdaniele - February 17, 2011, 5:06 am
Only if you eat them... fast?
5150monkeylove - February 17, 2011, 3:21 am
Are these personal pics?
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 3:01 am
@ agdaniele - is eating animals racist? or were you referring to the roses? btw i am asian living in asia...
5150monkeylove - February 17, 2011, 2:55 am
sometimes the white ones thorns are big and sharp as well
agdaniele - February 17, 2011, 2:53 am
That's racist.
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 2:52 am
@ 5150monkeylove - yes i do like roses - white ones are my fav - but i don't eat them
5150monkeylove - February 17, 2011, 2:49 am
Hey Steph? do you like ROSES?
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 2:45 am
wow - looks like i sparked off a little discussion here - it all comes down to cultural mindset - just imagine how filthy a pig is and it literally eats garbage - yet westerners love it....dogs and cats are a lot cleaner and healthier.
Cloudchaser - February 17, 2011, 1:52 am
I consider myself to be every bit a dog and cat lover, but I don't see how eating cat and dog meat is any more morally wrong than beef, pork or poultry
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2011, 9:12 pm
We have the luxury of keeping dogs as pets in our society; in other cultures not so much. Meat is meat; so while I would never eat a dog, I can hardly admonish anyone else for doing it. It's not disturbing to an open mind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 16, 2011, 9:04 pm
It's not disturbing, it's nature. Think about how the entire Hindu religion feels about your prime rib dinner.......And being a Texan, you're probably worse than most. Just because something is cute doesn't mean you can't eat it.
rerun - February 16, 2011, 8:18 pm

@Greeny....I really hope you made that up. That is disturbing on many levels, especially to dog lovers (as pets, not food)
Greeny - February 16, 2011, 7:38 pm
Tried some BBQ dog in Korea once - not too bad!


YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours




I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !




GOSSIPING - Remember those who gossip to you, will gossip about you behind your back.




PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




110% -


TAGS: it back
Rating: 2.66/5

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waldobaby - April 14, 2009, 2:20 am
NEVER shield from a club (bat). You have to be exactly the right distance away to get hit with any force. Either run for it or grab the bastard in a headlock with two fingers up his nares.
Sean - July 4, 2008, 7:40 pm
One of the first ones I ever did. Bye.
TigerKid - July 4, 2008, 10:39 am
Another win for Sean
Cliff O'Mally - April 9, 2008, 4:10 pm
boy that catcher has a long arm...


THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!




ACID TRIP - Wow! That must be some really good shit!


TAGS: jesus big lebowski the dude dudeness bowling head trip flashback acid
Rating: 2.33/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 6, 2009, 9:29 pm
Only if I get to eat it afterward!
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:22 pm
Perfect TTH bride... she wants to kill the wabbit!
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 7:46 pm
Disregard. The helmet horns are plastic. She's gotta be a Californian.
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 7:42 pm
You got a problem?


TRUE BLUE - Smurfette True Color


TAGS: back naked woman girl color art adv
Rating: 2.32/5

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Dirty Bastard - October 18, 2008, 7:23 am
True, and i am prepared to administer protein shots for her to take orally every ten or fifteen minutes or so..
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 11:49 pm
Good grief...I'm a skinny chick, but this woman could stand to eat a few extra meals!


GORGEOUS -




VICTORY IN DEFEAT -


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.65/5

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rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm
Very nice.


WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you are doing everything just right ...


TAGS: nails back doing just right
Rating: 4.42/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:22 am
True that, Budog. 5L
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:08 pm
Very good ... except for the text and copyright symbol on the image.


TANNING -


TAGS: life time human nature death people choice suicide back sexy pool woman mountain bike tan line
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:12 am
"This was no boating accident!"
Laffy Taffy - July 31, 2009, 11:44 am
She's also a rower..


"YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" - "We stick together and we see it through- You've got a friend in me!" -Randy Newman


TAGS: well mommy is back
Rating: 2.42/5

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Insaniac - January 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
Would make sense.
Derek - January 5, 2010, 8:13 pm
I'm sure this was inspired by the charming habit of wasps to lay eggs in live caterpillars.


BACK DOOR FRUIT - Not That There Is Anything Wrong With It


TAGS: back door
Rating: 1.29/5


BEING SUPPORTIVE -


TAGS: pzy sun pat back support
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - May 6, 2013, 11:25 pm
Don't know whether to laugh or wince. 5L
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 7:24 am
Ah, a good base
ughomer - December 9, 2012, 4:17 am
2nd degree 5L
spacedog - December 9, 2012, 2:11 am
Ay chihuahua! 5L
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:41 pm
:) I say the same
Iconoclast - December 8, 2012, 9:40 pm
I have felt your pain. Should have used stronger sunblock. 5L


80's Flashback -


TAGS: 80s music flashback def leppard
Rating: 5/5

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beastmaster - August 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
LOL Another 80's fan! Like, totally awesome, dewd ;) Glad that I could get in your head today. Keep a-rockin' ...
Silverheart - July 21, 2014, 7:55 am

I got something to say Yeah, it's better to burn out Yeah, than fade away! Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head... 5Leppards


THE DEPARTED -


TAGS: backstab backstabber revenge
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 7:10 am
Ok. Thank you
Sho - October 15, 2012, 7:07 am
Thought anything with a knife should go on the Plus side


Tails on Backwards -


TAGS: talis backwards thinking towel off girlfriend
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - May 5, 2013, 3:14 pm
LOL @ ED, EmilioDumphque; a reason I search the comments…love the twisty logic
EmilioDumphque - May 5, 2013, 12:42 am
Tails ARE on backwards.


i got this monkey on my back -




DIAPER -




BACK TALK - As you get older, this same trait will get you called a smart aleck, a smart ass, a wise guy, a schmuck, and senile. But somewhere in between, it'll get you called witty, and it WILL get you laid.


TAGS: wit assignment glad to be back
Rating: 3.89/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:39 am
That's the plan! 5 sassy lions with attitude.
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 1:57 am
my 5L...perfect, great job!
spacedog - November 29, 2009, 1:55 am
Er...not together... I meant each... Ah crap.
spacedog - November 29, 2009, 1:54 am
Touche! Him and Airman.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 1:53 am
Thanks, Space Dizzle. And Ronsart could probably get some ass via motifake if he wanted to. Hell, maybe he already has...
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:49 am
That's about as likely as the Loch Ness monster.
spacedog - November 29, 2009, 1:47 am
LOL. It doesn't say anything about making motifakes getting anyone laid.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:46 am
Thanks?
spacedog - November 29, 2009, 1:42 am
Nice one Produceman. 5Ls Some guys even make careers out of being smart-alecks.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 1:41 am
Hey Random. Sorry about the temporary insanity. BTW, I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is "poster 70370," pray tell?
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 1:34 am
Poster 70370 seems truer every day. Welcome back.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 1:33 am
Will do, Aggy. Thanks.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:25 am
Kick off your shoes... stick around awhile.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 1:25 am
Excellent! A good start to a triumphant return!


I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie


TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings


INSTRUCTIONS -




FLASHBACKS -




EDUCATION -


TAGS: education woman man slap backhand
Rating: 3.47/5

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sinuhe - May 7, 2011, 10:33 am
This one actually made me laugh.


KERMIT R.I.P. -




YODA - Oh, crap. He's having another "clone war" flash-back!!


TAGS: yoda has constant clone war flash backs
Rating: 2.38/5

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Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 8:05 pm
Ha! Good shit, friend. :)


YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - You dare to mock Australia's national food GSJ21. Now I'll give you something to scream about.


TAGS: a harmless comeback to someone mocking vegemite
Rating: 1.92/5

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pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 7:52 pm
hi buddy. thanks for noticing my poster. i hope you enjoyed it
GSJ21 - May 16, 2010, 7:40 pm
You see all that does is remind everyone that you don't have taste buds. Plus I know a few Australian's who don't like it, might wanna do some "re-patriotizing" in Newcastle, buddy.


MASSAGE SCHOOL - didn't prepare me for this!




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